Overheard in Central Park
A couple, clearly very connected – physically, emotionally, intellectually are very involved in a conversation about some movie.
HE: Above all else – the reason I think we’re so compatible is that you’re my intellectual equal.
SHE: Yes, I agree. I mean you know stuff I don’t know and vice versa. We fill in each other’s gaps.
HE: So this movie wouldn’t end … and I didn’t know if I could make it to the end.
SHE: How long was it?
HE: Well the movie wrapper said 120 minutes but I was confused because I clocked it at a solid 2 hours.
SHE: What? That is 2 hours.
HE: It is?
SHE: (Cracking up) Yes … um … so what was that about the intelligence compatibility? What does that say about me?
What an idiot. He is perfect for you.I mean–who was that idiot?