Mary Apple was the woman (who will find my Website one day) who found the heart spud. She had apparently visited the Letterman show two years ago and brought her prize possession. Cold-hearted Letterman, however, didn’t realize her value.
The President, full of logic and appreciation, said, “This is remarkable. Thank you. What’s your name? Mary? Is your real name Mary Apple? And you carry heart shaped potatoes around? Well, thank you so much for sharing.”
I heart Mary Apple.
Without further ado, I re-present: Obama and the Potato Heart from David Letterman: